[effectively video; locked (mid-easy) from everyone]

[If no one has any objections, things may eventually get a little... explosive on the Dalek homeworld. Let me explain. Bowser offered Oswin Oswald a worldhop off the Dalek homeworld in exchange for her purportedly L33T hacking skills. What he didn't know was that she already had a ride lined up and that it would take him longer than expected to figure out where she was (mostly by trial-and-error; Bowser doesn't normally have access to information on anything in the Whoniverse), so she ended up not being there when he arrived. After yelling at her in Riley Poole's introduction thread, he was attacked by several Daleks. The Star Rod protected him from (much) harm, and he proceeded to pound the everloving crap out of them offscreen, where he was spotted by other Daleks, ad nauseum.]

[Eventually, the Daleks realized they'd have to bring out the bigger guns and did so with monotone glee. Bowser, noticing that this was rather more than he bargained for, decided to beat an annoyed but hasty worldhop back to the Mushroom Kingdom. The weapon, having been fired, left a rather large crater in the ground. Meanwhile Bowser is left unsure upon whom to take his revenge: Oswin (if he somehow recognizes her by voice) or the Daleks (once he discovers the extent to which the Star Rod is toughening him). At present, he's sitting in a bath of lava with a sour expression on his face. Pouting.]