King Bowser Koopa

(Bowser's Castle, dining hall. Bowser is seated at the head of the table, while Tails and Kyouko are seated on either side next to him. All three have plates of food. Bowser's is mostly meat.) [Kyouko and Tails would have dishes they'd chosen. Also, I'm assuming Tails has already communicated with Kyouko and has brought her to Bowser's Castle; if this is wrong, please say so.]

Before we charge straight ahead, we need to know why we're after the Star Rod. If we know what we're all after, we'll work better together.

(seems a bit emotional; this is a personal topic) I'm after someone. I've had... (hesitates) a soft spot for her since we were little. She has this... way of carrying herself, like she's not afraid of anything. I bring her here, like tradition, but in the end these two plumbers keep wrecking my castles, demolishing my troops, and taking her away again.

I'm after the Star Rod so I can finally win her.

Your turn. What do you wish for? (motions for someone else to speak)